henryandhisbrain:

Dear Yahoo,

If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.

If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.

Regards

Tumblr Users

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That moment when you realize that The Lion King was the first animated film to have same-sex parents

arthur-christmas-claus:

And they weren’t even the same species.

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“But it’s not natural!”

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“There’s no way any child raised by two men could be happy, or even content.”

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“But now their child will be gay.”

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“He will never have a normal, real relationship.”

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“He’ll be socially inept and never amount to anything.”

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Respected king.

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Loved father.

I rest my case.

And just for the hell of it…

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You can be a homo too!

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guccified:

For everybody who reblogs this I will scroll through your blog and leave a message in your ask box on how I predict your life is like. What kind of a person you come off to me as/ what your interests and hobbies are. I will also leave nice little compliments (this was not my original idea, I just would like to do it)

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pizzaforpresident:

fun prank: take your friend’s iPhone and move an app or two. do this once a day until they have a mental breakdown

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